This is a list I have been wanting to make for a long time,below is a list of what I think are the best Urban Dictionary words & phrases.All the definitions you see below are from Urban Dictionary,not me.
Butthurt– This is definitely my most favorite word to use on a day to day bases.
Definition 1:”An inappropriately strong negative emotional
response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong
feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of
communication and overt hostility towards the “aggressor.”
Definition 2:”Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.”
Example: John was feeling really butthurt because Bob and Jake did not invite him over for taco night.
Apeshit– This word would definitely be proper to use in describing a high school football teams locker room.
Definition:”A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.”
Example: “The first string quarterback was going apeshit after he threw to winning pass for the state championship.”
Ragequit– Have you ever played a really hard video game, and got so mad that you start shouting and become possibly violent.If so,this is the word for you.
Definition:”To stop playing a game out of an anger towards an event that transpired within the game.”
Example: “What the heck,I totally made that jump,stupid piece of s**t!!!!
Player21367 Has Left The Game
Trolling-Odds are you’ve experienced this before,but come on who doesn’t enjoy it!
: “Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond
to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information,
asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However,
trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as
such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some
people, so it does have some social/entertainment value.”
Example: Jim got bored,so he went and trolled YouTube comments and linked to virus laden websites.
Grammar Nazi: We’ve probably all encountered a grammar Nazi before,whether it was a grumpy old teacher,or a know it all friend.
Definition:”Someone who believes it’s their duty to attempt to correct any grammar
and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Usually found hanging around Irc
chatrooms hounding “n00bs”.”
:Whats up guyz!
: I believe “guyz” is spelled g-u-y-s,and the exclamation mark should be replaced with a question mark.
Gate Rape: If you’ve ever been to an airport lately, or seen the news, you know all about the infamous TSA.
Definition:The TSA airport screening procedure.
Example: “I just got gate raped before boarding my flight to London.”
Irish Shower: Have you ever seen someone that in masked in the overpowering smell of cologne,then this could be why.
Definition:”The use of deoderant and/or cologne to cover up lack of proper showering.”
Example: “My boss definitely has been taking a lot of Irish showers lately,I can smell him from my office down the hall.”